Points for trying.

The public health unit in London, Ont. has assigned a team of superheroes and a villain named the evil "Sperminator" the intrepid task of teaching teenagers about safe sex.

The unit has launched a comic-book inspired interactive game on its website called "Adventures in Sex City," where teens can test their knowledge of sexual health.

To play, they choose one of the characters: Wonder Vag, Willy the Kid, Power Pap or Captain Condom, then must correctly answer 25 questions about sex to defeat the evil Sperminator, a character with penises for arms.

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If players get a question wrong, the Sperminator shoots their character with sperm, but if the question is answered correctly, their character uses a "condom shield" to shoot the sperm back at the Sperminator. A "Myths Maniac" also addresses and dispels faulty sexual information teens often hear at school or from friends.

But nothing expresses quite how strange this is like the game's title screen.